The doors are opening soon to 

The Underground.

It’s part Magical Mystery School (imagine: sexy Harry Potter vibes 😝), part Spiritual Speakeasy, part Off-Grid Temple for the misfits.

Private. Niche. Taboo. 

Definitely not mainstream.

For the ones done with fluffy New Age hacks + ready for spiritual practice rooted in real ancient lineage. 

People who care more about liberation than likes + follows.

People who deeply resonate with the Hozier lyric, "...my lover's got humor, she's the giggle at a funeral..." because this is your kind of irreverence. 

Who’ve always been a little too wild or too dark for the typical curated "conscious" scene.

Who crave depth - into devotion, into the shadow, into unapologetic creative expression. 

⚡I'm talking: Tantric Monk meets Heavy Metal Frontwoman.🤘🏼
And yes, it’s as hot, alt + untamed as it sounds.

If that’s you?

You’re gonna want in.

Vibe Check: What It Feels Like Inside

Picture it...

We’re downtown, at a gritty, cult-classic coffee shop on the Lower East Side.

We’re curled up in a corner booth - talking shadow work over tarot cards, sipping almond lattes with a triple shot of espresso, vibing to a moody, sexy R&B playlist à la Sade-meets-Chris Brown in the background.

There’s a hidden staircase in the back (and only the regulars know).

Downstairs? A dimly lit, velvet-drenched BDSM dungeon.
(Obviously😂⛓️ -  I was definitely a Dominatrix in a past life, lol)

The lights are dim. Smoky sweet incense is in the air. It’s sacred, subversive + a little dangerous. It feels like unapologetic freedom.

That’s The Underground.

Being Here Won't Just "Shift Your Energy" - It'll Change Your Life.

(Because let’s keep it 100%: you don't just want to meditate or self-reflect. You want real results + an abundant, hot + joyful existence.)

Love, Intimacy + Sex 

• 🔥 Go from anxious + insecure to confident, glowing + sexy

• 🐍 Stop fawning or performing to feel loved

• 💋 Reignite a dead bedroom - without blame or feeling forced

• 🪞 Experience feeling deeply seen in raw, vulnerable intimacy - without freaking out, running away or sabotaging it

• 🍑 Feel wanted, powerful + at ease in your body when you look in the mirror

• 🕯️ Cultivate erotic aliveness that comes from within, even if you're single (your radiance doesn't require external validation)

Power, Boundaries + Identity

• 🧠 Make clear decisions from your inner authority - not panic, overthinking, guilt or people-pleasing

• 🔥 Leave the wrong job, the wrong partner, the wrong life - without the mental spiral

• ⚡Stop leaking energy + bending over backwards trying to be liked - reclaim your fucking power

• 🚪Say “no” with zero guilt + “yes” with no confusion

• 🕶️ Finally feel like the most unapologetically you version of yourself

• 💸 Attract more aligned work or creative opportunities - without hustling or overextending to prove you deserve it

• ✨ Trust your intuition more than your trauma loops - finally

Devotion, Peace + Real Transformation

• 📿 Build a grounded spiritual practice that doesn’t sugarcoat or bypass your dark side

• 🧨 Get unhooked from emotional drama + karmic loops (especially with family or the unavailable exes you've been obsessed with 👀- I see you, lol) 

• 🧬 Rewire the mental patterns that keep you stuck in self-doubt or unworthiness

• 🧘‍♀️ Create calm in your system that isn’t dependent on "perfect" outer conditions (or who texts you back)

• 🖤 Stop chasing external highs. Your "security" is something you cultivate within - the rest (the opportunities, money, blessings or support) follows

This is the kind of karmic recalibration that doesn't just shift your mood for 5 minutes - it rewires your entire reality, from the inside out.

You already know the life you want...and this can take you there.

What Makes The Underground Unique

You can’t get what I'm sharing inside this space from the Calm meditation app.

Or ChatGPT.

Or a 2-day weekend tantra workshop. 

Or a fluffy New Age book published by Hay House. 

What I'm offering is rooted in an oral tradition of Tibetan Buddhist wisdom, passed from teacher to student for thousands of years. 

Even the mystery schools had initiations - because sacred teachings were meant for those genuinely ready to hear + integrate them.

This Isn’t Your Basic-Bitch Breathwork Circle

(This is spiritual discipline in a leather jacket. 🏍️🔥 Real lineage. No chaser.)

I’ve taken vows in the Gelug school of Tibetan Buddhism with a specific teacher.

I continue to formally study.

I have a daily meditation practice that's non-negotiable.

Everything I share here is filtered through that level of committed embodiment.

Yes - I work hard...but I play hard, too! 😝 Around here, laughter is medicine.

(in fact, I think a lot of people in this industry need to lighten the fuck up, lol)

Spiritual growth isn't supposed to feel like a punishment. And you're not a project who needs to be "fixed" to prove you're worthy, either. 

So, let’s be real - my flavor's rare. 😂😝

💋 I’m provocative.

⚔️ I’m blunt.

🦂 I’ve got a dark sense of humor.

🔥 I’m spiritual and erotic.

⚡ And I’m not here to coddle your ego - I’m here to help you wake up (with love, of course), using ancient methods that actually work. 

This isn't mainstream.

And it's definitely not for the faint of heart.

⚡But if your soul is craving sacred rebellion, real devotion, playful spiritual growth +  unfiltered truth...you already know:

You belong here. 🫶🏼

Entry By Application Only

🔐 The Underground isn’t for everyone.

Not because I’m gatekeeping as a flex - but because I’m protecting the integrity of what's being built here.

I’m sharing deeper teachings + practices that require a certain level of self-honesty, emotional maturity, radical responsibility - and a willingness to get uncomfortable.

(Which, let’s be real, most “spiritual” groups don't require.)

Every person applies - even for this entry-level tier.

If that excites you more than it scares you? Keep reading.

This space is curated intentionally.

It's for you if you:

🔥 Want to grow through activation, not by being handheld + spoon-fed

🖤 Can sit with discomfort, without bailing or expecting a rescue every time it gets hard

⚡ Are turned on by the slow burn of deep devotion - not chasing novelty or quick dopamine hits

📿 Crave a deeper spiritual practice, rooted in a lineage - because you've outgrown lightweight, cutesy New Age rituals 

😈 Aren’t afraid of your shadow, eros or feeling exposed by unfiltered truth

🕯️ Know you're not “too much” - you've just been in the wrong rooms

And don't worry - you don’t need to be a perfect practitioner (I still haven't met one 😂). 

But you do need to be transparent about where you’re at - and willing to take full ownership for your evolution.

That’s the bar, baby.

Still with me? You're probably one of us. 

👇🏼 Want to be the first to know when applications open in June?